You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Ian's mind Elevator music

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

vitamin c

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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