Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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My love life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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