People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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