Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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