Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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women's rights

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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boys

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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