- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

whos district champs not JM

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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