What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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