how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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