how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Suck pussy

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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