- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Vagina cream... end of story

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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