- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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