- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Women's rights

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Knock knock open

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What comes after 69? 70

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

roses are red violets are blue

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