- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Two planes walk into an office building

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

2 black kids walk into school

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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