- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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