An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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haha black people :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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