What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Justin Bieber

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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penis

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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