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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What did the fish say after he

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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