a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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