Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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