- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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