A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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