Your life

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Penis

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do I hate? people

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Racial Equality

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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