- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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