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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Justin with a hat.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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