- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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