my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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you give like i give lomain

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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