Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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#Getweird

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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