Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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My love life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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everyone dislike this

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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guest what i love pancakes

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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