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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

can you pass the soap?

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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