- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What is the name of the car? What

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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