- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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