Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Republicans

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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