- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

dry handjob

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why? Why Not?

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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