- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

woman's lacrosse

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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