why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Blacks

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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