What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Two planes walk into an office building

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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