Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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The FCC

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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womans rights...

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