A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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