What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Justin with a hat.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

that wall over there ->

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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