- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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