- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

2 black kids walk into school

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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