What comes after 69? 70

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Yo mama so fat.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Politics

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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