- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

knock knock!? . . No.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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