- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

When life throws you lemons, duck.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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