why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Keanu Reaves

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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