What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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dick dick dick... frogs

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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