roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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White men's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Badabing.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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