What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Your mom went to college

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Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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