- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

richard is fag

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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