- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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