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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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