What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Anthony sucks

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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womens rights

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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