Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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