- Anti Joke

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.