Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Call of Duty is a good game.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Caolan and Eamon

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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