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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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