- Anti Joke

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

im not black, im Joseph Kony

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Caolan and Eamon

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years