what is racecar backwards in reverse

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What would u like to drink?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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