- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

here's a joke... the american education society

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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