What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Irish sobriety

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Bitch

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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