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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Cancer.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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