- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what's white and sticky semen

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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