- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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