- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

F? No k

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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