Banana Hamock.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

hear hear

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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