- Anti Joke

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.