What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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