Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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