I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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