A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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when debbie meets downer

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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wommmoaooammaaa

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Caca.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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