why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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