- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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