A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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