A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

punchline below punchline above

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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