How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

MySpace.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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