horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

what's white and sticky semen

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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