- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

THe Election

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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