Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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