- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christianity.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How come anti jokes r funny

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