- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

I dont have a girlfriend

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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