Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Oh, go away

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

hello

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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