why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Women's Rights

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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willie revilame

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

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