What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why are balck people black because they are

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Lil Wayne's rapping career

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Smeg...

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Justin Bieber hits puberty

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Your dads dead. lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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