Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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