What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

My name is Jeff

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

no rasist joks

Amazing

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what's black? a lot of things.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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