friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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jibby jobby

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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