Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Neither have I

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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