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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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