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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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