- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Women's Rights

What black and has children A black man

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why so serious ?

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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