What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Amazing

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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no rasist joks

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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