A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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You wanna see something really scary?

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Good job, son.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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