Ian's mind Elevator music

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Blake wilkeys hair style

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What is your bill about? Clinton

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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