- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Obama walks into a hospital....

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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