the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Robin, get in the car!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Large 4

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Your mother is so fat.

Internet Explorer

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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