- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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