- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

An Asian person drove home safely.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why was the man sad? His wife left

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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