- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

im not food

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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