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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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