1+1=2

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

poopy is poopy

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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