- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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