Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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