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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why do mexicans get made fun of

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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