What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Poop...

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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