- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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