Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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