1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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