Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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