- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

can you touch your toes? no

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

My name is Jeff

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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