- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Terraria

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Women's Rights.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

all the kids had fun

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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