Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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you just read an anti-joke

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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