What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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