Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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im not food

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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the redsox

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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