- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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