The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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whats black and large -me

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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well use a tissue!

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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