- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

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