- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the dick??? east

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A midget walked under a bar.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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