- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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