whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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I work at jcpenny

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Women's rights.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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