Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Who is John Galt?

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* anti-punchline

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Two planes walk into an office building

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