What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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pull my finger (farts)

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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