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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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