- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Justin with a hat.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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