What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Blacks

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Womens basketball

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Knock knock Shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

u suck

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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