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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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