- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

noah is a scrub jungle

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

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