What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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I have suicidal thoughts

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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OIO

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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