- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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