- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

i killed my family

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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