- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what's brown and sticky A stick!

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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