Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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