Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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so how about that irline food

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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