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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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