What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why was the gay guy sad?

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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