- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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