- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

flavin's head

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than this That :(

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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