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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

The game.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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